Squidward loves to play his clarinet, which sounds like rotten cheese mixed with expired coca cola. He thinks he can dance, but sadly, HE CANT!!!!


Seriously, I can play clarinet better than squidward. Am i rite?


Squidward hates spongebob and his best friend patrik. He also hates mister krabs. Oh the horror!

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